One item on the list. Forty-five minutes later.
The I Came For Bread I Left With Trauma Tee is for everyone who has walked into a supermarket for one thing and emerged confused, overspent, and slightly changed as a person. The fluorescent lights. The unexpected queue. The item that was definitely there last week. The receipt that doesn't add up. You came for bread. You left with everything except peace of mind.
A graphic for the weekly ritual that no one warned you about.
- Shopping cart graphic that captures the full emotional arc of a supermarket visit
- Relaxed unisex fit — comfortable for the debrief on the way home
- Soft, heavy fabric — as dependable as your local store is not
- For everyone who just needed bread and somehow ended up in the biscuit aisle for twenty minutes
Details
- 100% cotton — heavy fabric (6.0 oz/yd² / 203.4 g/m²)
- Relaxed fit
- Tear-away label
- Wide rib collar, taped neck and shoulders
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, faded look
Made Responsibly
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified (Certificate No. 168252, OETI) — tested for harmful substances
- Produced in partnership with the Fair Labor Association
- WRAP certified facility — ethical labor practices throughout
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