Wake up. Commute. Sit. Repeat. The 9-to-5 doesn't break you all at once — it does it slowly, one identical Tuesday at a time. This tee is for the person living that loop and at least having the self-awareness to call it what it is.
LOST IN THE VOID. Not a crisis. Just a Tuesday.
Bold dripping letters, a wistful robot head, retro arcade energy. For the one who shows up, clocks in, and quietly wonders if this is really it — while dressing better than anyone else in the office.
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100% cotton | 6.0 oz/yd² (203.4 g/m²) | Relaxed fit | Tear-away label | Wide rib collar | Taped neck and shoulders | Garment-dyed finish
OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Cert. No. 168252, OETI) | Fair Labor Association | WRAP certified
Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C) | Tumble dry low | Do not bleach | Do not dry clean