Step one: pour. Step two: startle. Step three: pour again.
The Drink Wine Scare Easily Repeat Tee is for the ones who have turned anxiety and alcohol into a perfectly functional daily routine. Not a coping mechanism — a system. A very consistent, very well-practiced system that has been refined over many evenings and at least one too many true crime documentaries.
You're not jumpy. You're just alert. And thirsty.
- Smiling face graphic with a dark sense of humour — relatable at any hour
- Relaxed unisex fit — comfortable for the couch, the kitchen, and the fridge run at midnight
- Soft, heavy fabric that doesn't judge your habits
- For the ones who scare easily, recover quickly, and refill immediately
Details
- 100% cotton — heavy fabric (6.0 oz/yd² / 203.4 g/m²)
- Relaxed fit
- Tear-away label
- Wide rib collar, taped neck and shoulders
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, faded look
Made Responsibly
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified (Certificate No. 168252, OETI) — tested for harmful substances
- Produced in partnership with the Fair Labor Association
- WRAP certified facility — ethical labor practices throughout
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