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This heavyweight cotton tee speaks with quiet confidence. The front reads “DON’T ME” with a bold red ‘MONOLOG’ stamped across—an ironic, playful call for conversation, not lecture. Softly garment-dyed to a lived-in tone, the shirt drapes with a relaxed silhouette and a wide rib collar for easy comfort. Small back text echoes the design like a wink when you turn away. Wear it to spark real exchanges at coffee shops, open-mic nights, rehearsals, or casual workdays when you’d rather listen than be talked at. The sturdy, sustainably produced fabric feels substantial yet familiar — it settles into your rotation and keeps its character through repeat wear.
This tee sits with people who prize honest interaction and low-key style. It reads like a line from someone who’s into spoken-word scenes, creative communities, and gatherings where conversation matters. Bring it to reading circles, rehearsal breaks, grassroots events, or just long walks with a friend — it signals you’re present and paying attention, not performing.
Crafted with socially conscious standards, the garment blends durability and mindful production. The heavy-weight cotton holds print detail boldly, while the garment-dyed finish gives each piece subtle variation so yours feels unique from day one.
Product features
- 100% heavy-weight cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) for durable, substantial feel
- Garment-dyed finish for vintage color and soft texture
- Relaxed fit with wide rib collar and taped shoulders to prevent stretching
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 and FLA/WRAP-certified socially conscious manufacturing
- DTG/DTF printed details with tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Don't Monolog Me Graphic Tee — Anti-Monologue Unisex Statement Shirt
$30.99
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$30.99
Regular price
This tee sits with people who prize honest interaction and low-key style. It reads like a line from someone who’s into spoken-word scenes, creative communities, and gatherings where conversation matters. Bring it to reading circles, rehearsal breaks, grassroots events, or just long walks with a friend — it signals you’re present and paying attention, not performing.
Crafted with socially conscious standards, the garment blends durability and mindful production. The heavy-weight cotton holds print detail boldly, while the garment-dyed finish gives each piece subtle variation so yours feels unique from day one.
Product features
- 100% heavy-weight cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) for durable, substantial feel
- Garment-dyed finish for vintage color and soft texture
- Relaxed fit with wide rib collar and taped shoulders to prevent stretching
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 and FLA/WRAP-certified socially conscious manufacturing
- DTG/DTF printed details with tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean