Some people have a high tolerance for nonsense. You are not those people.
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee says it plainly — a skull in shades, an upraised hand with a crossed-circle emblem, and "Allergic to Bullshit" in hand-drawn lettering that looks like it means it. Because it does.
The fabric is thick, soft, and already broken in. Vintage-toned from the wash, relaxed from the cut, and loud enough from the front that you won't need to say much else. Small back artwork keeps it balanced. Wearable everywhere you'd rather not explain yourself.
If you're done filtering your opinions for other people's comfort, this is your shirt. Browse more sarcastic graphic tees that say what you're thinking.
Product Details
- 100% heavy cotton — 6.0 oz/yd² garment-dyed for a vintage texture
- Relaxed fit with wide rib collar and taped shoulders/neck
- DTG front print + DTF inner neck label — tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified — FLA & WRAP partnered facilities
- Durable smooth knit built for strong, long-lasting print results
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C), gentle cycle
- Tumble dry low — iron/steam on low heat
- Do not dry clean — non-chlorine bleach only
